He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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