R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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