did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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