I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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