check it out our google latitudes are spooning
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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