I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I booty called her while she was in labor.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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