four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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