Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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