if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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