You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Randomize
