I'm lost and stupid without you.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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