i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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