She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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