So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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