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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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