plz talk dirty to me
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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