How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
