I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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