Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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