im drinking this country out of the recession.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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