I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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