i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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