I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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