if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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