have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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