he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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