i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize