Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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