I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
