i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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