In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Randomize
