protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
