no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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