Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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