i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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