we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
