It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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