yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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