Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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