I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
Screwed.edu
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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