bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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