Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
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