Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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