Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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