i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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