She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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