Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
