We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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