I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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