But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
