I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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