he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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