If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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