Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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