It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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