she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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