She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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