He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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